一个同学,在石油部门基层工作,3月他们组织去美国“考察”,15天共考察了东西海岸和夏威夷多个城市,这个哥们一直非常向往资本主义的糜烂生活,欧洲最想去的是阿姆斯特丹,每念及此,心向往之,这次到美国一路考察,想找个美国小姐,为中华姐妹“报仇”,无赖行程比较紧,每天住的地方虽然是5星,可是美国的酒店很多都在高速公路旁,周围荒无人烟,有时看中一条街,可惜女领导在场,暗中记下,准备住下再来,可是住下之后,往往已经开车1、2个小时,哪里找得到路,不由感叹:“有心杀贼,无力回天”。话说这天来到住处,有时高速公路旁,资本主义的人又太笨,从来没有娱乐部打电话骚扰房客,于是该哥们直接找到前台,问服务生哪里可以找到妓女,但他的英语又从来没有经历过实战,拿出快译通找"妓女"一词,可是服务生完全不明白,所以列位看官,如果你出国的话,可知快译通实在是垃圾,该老兄从STREET GIRL开始,一个个的试,全不管用,不知有否说找little sister了,情急之下,冒出一句:“where is the girl I can fuck.”服务生顿如醍醐灌顶,茅塞顿开,立马拿出一本画册,每个小姐的资料、照片、擅长的必杀技一一列出,比之国内,精美百倍,可惜只有一样不精美,就是计费单位是美金,200美金,该人居然就此打消念头,回国感叹曰:“可见语法全是操蛋,只要外国人能明白,怎么说随便。”
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009
国内找小姐秘籍[终身受益]
对于找小姐,我想说明的是.我也看了一位朋友写的关于<<如何对付小姐>>的文章,他文笔流畅,词语精辟,观点也很新颖,内容非常详实,我非常钦佩他的见解.另外也抛砖引玉就几个网友们问的最多的问题重点说明一下:
一、找哪里的小姐比较好:
一般来讲,全国大范围内,什么地方的女孩子都有出来做的,但总体上说以东北和四川小姐最为广泛,其次为浙江、福建、贵州、湖北小姐稍多点,当然,虽然挣钱多,但毕竟不是见光的好职业。所以一般嫖娼的时候,很少可以嫖到当地货,我们遇到的大多数是外地人。如果从长相上说,东北和四川的都比较漂亮点,而且,东北的小姐身材最好,前凸后翘,普通人眼里,乳房大,屁股大的女性,比较受人青睐。而且东北小姐喜欢做爱的时候和你说情话,乱七八糟的说些调情的话,既解决了生理上的郁闷,又放松了心情,很是受用。四川小姐的特点是皮肤比较好,而且身材娇小,很适合喜欢玲珑型的男士口味。而且四川的身材柔软,可以做一些高难度动作。浙江的一般,长的凑合,让人无法忍受的是她们说什么你一句也听不懂!个人来讲,我偏爱东北小姐,我也不清楚为什么,俗话说就是
许仙的鸡巴—日怪了。
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二、找到小姐后怎么谈比较好:
这是大家都比较关心的问题,因为小姐的职业道德的好坏,关系着我们的血汗钱是白花或者是物有所值。所以,这是非常关键的一步。我的经验是,一般丑话说在前头,做一次多少钱,包夜多少钱,做全活多少钱。没有脱衣服前就先说好,一般包夜就是两次,但是要便宜点,如果你觉得自己非常渴望的话,选择包夜是不错的,而且还可以趁热打铁,第二炮的时间在理论上会比较长,质量也可以高一点。但是要记住,包夜是从凌晨开始的,所以你如果早有预谋的话,最好提前养精蓄锐,不要一炮之后就不醒人事,那就实现不了自己一炮到天亮的愿望了。而且,要问清楚有什么不可以做的事情,一般的小姐,我指稍微有点档次的,大概说两点,一是不能接吻,二是不能使劲捏奶,一般只可以轻摸。所以就看你喜欢怎么样做了,有点卫生常识的朋友都知道,一般的疾病是不会通过接吻传播的,她们拒绝接吻,主要是怕你口臭,所以如果你特别喜欢接吻的话,建议可以自备“绿箭”,并且说明要接吻,第二个是她们怕痛,也怕乳房上留下狼迹而已,所以你说一定要摸奶,一般是没有问题的。如果你不能拉下脸来把这些事情说清楚,那物超所值的感觉就会小尼姑看嫁妆—今世无缘了。
三、怎么样在小姐面前表现自己:
人的本性都是欺软怕硬的,所以在小姐面前一般要表现出不好伺候,让她觉得你是个态度强硬而且有丰富经验的人,特别是在说话的时候要冷一点,谈价钱的时候可以带点粗口,并且装出如果不同意,我们就不噶耍乇鹨盟溃饫锖芏嘈〗悖绻凰骋獾幕埃褂泻芏嗳丝梢匝≡竦摹W詈貌灰盟醯媚愫芷惹校顾夏概@丛戮坏了的感觉。
四、怎么样选择安全的地点:
这是很关键的,因为大家应该都有份正当的职业,有个温暖的家庭,有着光芒四射的环境,虽然我们追求的是“家里红旗不倒,外面彩旗飘飘”,但如果一但阴沟里翻了船,我相信不会只是一世英明付水流那样简单。所以安全是关乎每个嫖客切身利益的头等大事,我们虽然渴望激情,虽然渴望变化不同的性交对象,但是如果不安全的因素涉及到我们的家庭,我想我们不可能因噎废食吧!所以性福重要,安全更重要,不要小看了警察的能力,大意失荆州啊!有点档次的宾馆和桑拿都有比较硬的后台,一般是没有问题,如果经济实力不行的朋友,可以去发廊,但是现在带出台的小姐不多,所以就要冒一定的风险,最好是说服她们出去到你认为安全的地方。如果你初到外地,你可以先从出租车司机的口里打听一下最近的动向,因为他们是最了解本城市的人群。千万不能冒险,不要光屁股男人坐石头—以卵击石啊!
五、怎么样才可以物超所值:
小姐们和你开始后,大多数会先脱个精光,然后睡在一旁,基本上只是用拇指和食指简单的摩擦你的生殖器,待你的生殖器发生那怕一点点变化后,她们就会麻利地为你带上套子,如果你提出还不硬,她们会说可以先插入,动动就硬了。这一来说明她们的职业道德差,二来说明她们的大洞可以海纳百川。说点题外话,早年我曾经和一个朋友去宾馆找小姐,听说那里有两个俄罗斯浪妞,屁股大,奶子大,而且活特别好,又给口交什么的,虽然她们只会说“你好,四百!”我们还是一人花了 400元开了回洋荤,玩完了后悔的要死,真不怎么样,也许是俄罗斯男人们的器物太大了,两个贱逼已经撑的不象样了,用朋友的话说就是“一只竹槁江中游”,我的感觉仿佛滑船一般。
好了,言归正传。我一般和小姐进入房间或小姐到我房间后,我会先阻止她脱衣服或脱我的衣服。先去洗干净身体再说,特别是下身,然后不穿内衣,把她们颇为风骚的外衣再穿上,然后,慢慢地进行,先调情,要知道,隔着性感的衣服,一下就可以摸到乳头或者下身的话,是非常刺激的。如果不是太迫切的话,我会选择让她主动点,特别指出要她帮我抚慰那个部位,让她做出什么动作,在进入身体后,她们一般会发出言不由衷的浪叫刺激你的神经,促使你很快的完成交易所包含的内容。这时你可以直接指出,“闭嘴,再叫不给钱了!”在你换过N个姿势后,如果感觉快把握不住,或者觉得要射的时候,你可以选一个拔出来射比较容易的体位。然后,快受不了的时候,你可以迅速的拔出来,脱掉套子,射到她的奶子上也行,颜射也行。那就由你了,反正你也射了,所以你射到哪里都无所谓了,只要完事后可以让她洗洗干净就可以了。
六、关于双飞之我见
一般的双飞质量是不高的,特别是那位仁兄说的,她们不会让你乱干的。只是干完一个再干另一个。不过咱有金刚钻,还怕没有瓷器活吗?现将双飞的攻略公布,如果小姐看了请不要骂我。我这可是蝎子拉屎—(毒)独一份啊!
首先,双飞的两个小姐除非有同性恋倾向,绝对不会互相自慰对方的生殖器,而且,一般她们就是在一旁推着你,要不,就在一旁配合那个你在干的浪叫,最多,躺在一边,摸自己的奶子。面对这样形势严峻的情况,我们该怎么办?我的选择是,在调情阶段,可以让她们都爬在你身上,给你舔,如果可以一起口交就好了。如果不行,让她们帮你舔遍全身也不错,一般我会找一个比较喜欢的小姐,一边舔她的奶,一般拉另一个小姐舔另一只,开始的时候她不肯,你就加以威胁,比如换人,扣钱之类的都可以,也有实在不肯干的,我也遇到过,那只有换人了。然后增加调情的时间,不到万不得以,千万忍住,因为两个女人在一起,你会射的非常非常快,所以增加并慢慢享受进入阴道前的过程才是双飞里最美的,所以你尽可以提出各种想法,让她们来做,不愿意这个,可以换一个那个,反正不要让她们很轻松的插就可以了。如果觉得前奏已经很完美了,应该插了,因为你只可以先干一个,不要让另一个闲着,让她给干的那个舔奶,摸身上,或者让干的那个摸闲的那个奶子或下身,千万不要让她们一起对付你,拉下脸啊。最后,你可以来个老汉推车,射到一个的背上,也很爽的!我曾经遇到过两个小姐,一个是东北的,一个是陕西的,有点同性恋,那才是极品呢!因为这样,所以我经常找她们去双飞。
七、决战小窍门心得
那个朋友说“洞里洞外两重天”,这个说法特别对。如果你不肯罢休,可是又无法坚持,一般有三种方法可以选择,一是马上停止活动,千万不能动,但是这可以和情妇、老婆、女朋友、一夜情使用,但是小姐马上感觉到后,会拼命用阴道壁夹你的家伙,这样你还是会射,而且是更快的射。二是马上拔出来,待上至少30秒的时间,或者干脆再调一会儿情,过一会儿继续战斗。三是停止活动后,用虎口部卡住阴茎根部,持续1分钟,效果很好,而且射的感觉可以很快消失。
怎么让小姐动情,一般包夜的时候,小姐暂时就是属于你的,你可以发挥的能动性,提高小姐对作爱的兴趣,这样让她尽情的发挥一下,一般如果你有这样的想法,你可以主动一点,让她们感到性刺激,多些调情的过程,不要在乎她们的呻吟,因为她们的呻吟水分奇大,而且太专业了。在插入的时候,应该选择双腿放在肩上,这样插的很深,可以让她们很刺激的!而且如果淫水太多,你可以把淫水擦掉,再插,这样可以增加摩擦系数,会比较刺激。有很多朋友喜欢摩擦阴蒂,但是一般要记住,阴蒂在摩擦的时候,必须有润滑,比如你的唾液或者小姐的淫水,如果干着摸,不但不刺激,而且会奇痛苦。
好了,时间不早了,…也累了,就谈到这里吧!
常见误区
1。出的钱多, 一定博得小姐喜欢?
除非你实在钱很多, 否则这是典型的错误。 小姐的神经有个阈值,超过了一定的界限,多给只会落到她的不应期中.也就是没反应了。
例如偶抽你耳光, 每增加点力气, 你丫的痛觉就会增加一点, 相应的。 可是如果偶用了鞋底了, 可能你的痛觉也不会再增加了,
因为你丫的神经冲动无法释放更多神经递质来参与兴奋了. 所以以后如果你熬不住, 想多给小费, 先模模自己的脸, 有没有想起偶的耳光的比喻。
2。包夜泄的次数越多, 越值?
错。 因为这个结果是你付了钱, 而对方很爽。 女性的高潮和男人不同, 她们可以反复多次, 在很短的实际内反复高潮, 可你丫男的不行,
你必须经过一个不应期, 才能再有反应。而且你会越来越吃力。 这是男女有别的道理。 所以如果你坚信上面的道理, 结果是你花钱为别人服务。
真正的道理是让她难过, 看到她淫荡, 也就是挑逗, 但不让她完全泄, 或延迟她达到高潮的时间。
而你通过观察她的表情达到比你丫放掉更高的境界。 注意偶说的是境界。 不再是感觉而已。
3。女大学生应该多付点小费?
错。 不明白为什么有人喜欢女大学生。 这相当程度上助长了造假文凭, 如果你不是学富五车, 麻烦别花心思验证对方是否是大学生,
这比你打听对方的初潮年龄同样无聊。因为这两件事情和你今晚爽否, 或者和对方的技巧没有直接关系。
除非你有理由相信对方可能是爽大毕业或在校生。 否则, 劝你丫歇了巴。
对方是出来卖的, 或者找刺激的。 应该首先判断波形,身材等。 口的大小, 和BJ有关。 身材, 可能和今晚你使用的招数有关。
而学问。。哈哈哈,除非你丫是邱少云大大, 会吟诗什么的, 否则, 偶看算了。你多付得钱只能再次证明你的大头是没有文化的。
4。BJ不用带TT?
错。 虽然艾滋病通过BJ的转播是可能性比较小的。 但是。 也许你丫特别走运, 偏偏敢上了小行星撞地球。 如果你丫本来就有毛病,
还喜欢BJ, 那么你的LP, 或者GF有可能得淋球菌性喉炎, 如果你丫还颜射, 对方可能得淋球菌性角膜炎。 所以麻烦你在BJ时注意。
当然效果会差一点, 偶指你的爽的程度, 不过你丫可以玩更多年, 折算成次数, 你还是赚得
5。冰火的时候, 温差越大越好?
错。 如果你丫的JB是不锈钢的, 可以。 不过如果不是, 请自重。这里仍然是个神经不应期的问题。 可能几次以后, 你觉得温差不够,
不是温差不够, 是你耐受了这个温差。 已经有真实故事, 有哥们小血管爆了。所以请你用大头为自己的小头想想。
6。二奶家的亲戚常常身体不好或者运气不好?
对。 在你包她的时间内, 以偶的经验, 和别的大大的经验, 一般她们家的亲戚, 有时甚至是远房亲戚, 抱歉, 偶的遗传学不太好,
搞不清她们之间的关系。 常常会大病一场, 如果她在的那个省份出现了自然灾害, 可能相当于一场大暴雨, 那么你都是最近的捐款对象。
所以和公司作计划一样, 你应该在包她的时候就有预备队, 也是做好额外的预算。
请你为她家亲戚脆弱的健康和总是不太好的房屋选址(有一次她告诉偶她们家被大水冲了。 ), 作好思想准备。
7。双飞的时候次数应该是单次的简单叠加?
错。 因为你的对手是两个人, 因此不能简单叠加。 如何操作, 请看偶的双飞, 新客站一文。在精品区。 在此不赘述。
原则强调一下:第一次最重要, 记住是个多米诺骨牌效应。 你操那个次要的,
让次要的舔你今晚的主角(双飞中你更喜欢的一个)。因为女生接受同性恋比男的强, 也容易高潮。记住同样爽否与次数无关。
8。和妈妈桑很熟, 所以她介绍的坐台MM可以适当降低标准?
错。 妈妈桑对你的认识局限于你每次给她的小费和你出席她会议的频率, 并不和你是否愿意接受一个低标准的女孩有关。
而且一般国内妈妈桑的服务没有细致到清楚你的口味, 所以有可能她认为你喜欢这个类型。 或者你想换口味。
请同时记住, 选择是你的权力, 而她/他有义务为你的口味负责, 帮助你挑到一个好的, 否则,
不如自助了。请尊重妈妈桑/爸爸桑职业的产生原因。 也请尊重你的消费。如果是偶请你, 请你尊重偶的人民币。所以, 不满意, 请一定退货。
你的退货有可能激发竞争, 从而使偶等以后碰到恐龙的概率大大降低。 谢谢合作。
9。对方来了例假, 这时已经在床上了, 就算了?
错。 她肯出来, 说明她已经作好所有准备。 所以她一定作好用其他方法满足你的准备, 不然怎么可以出台。 你应该要求对方用BJ ,
甚至后庭满足你, 否则坚决不付小费。 如果你申请了宽带, 而中国电信告诉你管信号的出去度蜜月了, 而要求你仍然缴纳当月费用,
偶想你丫一定会删那小子耳光的, 就是他免你费用, 你仍然有理由让他赔偿, 因为他耽误你的时间, 造成了你的不便。 同样, 这妞耍你,
造成了你的不便, 她应该用可以调用的其他自资源来弥补你的损失。当然你有权挑选你喜欢的其他自愿, 例如是BJ 还是后庭,
既然你挑选二线资源, 有可能你必须多付出费用, 这也是合理的。
10。良家说她爱你, 说她追求刺激, 所以请你脱下防弹衣?
错。 也许她的陈述是真实可信的, 不过也许她是想怀孕。 有很多玩得久了得良家, 或者半良家都喜欢博一下。
而很多大大没有脸皮厚到可以抵挡她们的招数。 所以任何时候, 拜托你穿好避弹衣, 虽然避弹衣的质量不能保证你真正不被中标,
不过绝大多数情况下你丫是安全的。
如果这个问题是由一个小姐问出来的, 你丫还答对,那么你可以去死了。
11。希望通过帮助小姐从良, 而挽救一个灵魂?
错。 当然这个小姐一定有什么非常吸引你的东西, 不然, 你就有此想法, 建议你去希望工程工作。 那里的服务对象可能更需要你的帮助,
毕竟一个是要读书, 一个是想过得奢侈。
除非你觉得自己的说教工夫可以象唐曾那样把一个妖精说得自杀, 否则, 你别试了。 很多人试过了, 结果白费力气, 请相信偶,
有的女人天生淫荡, 而且好吃懒做。 你不可能改变她的遗产密码DNA, 所以就别改变DNA他的产物, 蛋白质调控的行为了。 谢谢合作。
12。偶想通过爽大学习到很多吊码子, 或者泡良家的做法?
错。 你可以看到很多例子, 可是不一定对你有用。 因为泡一个女人是不用交的。 这是一个男人的天性。 有可能你的天性被压抑了, 请释放他,
然后跟着冲动走。 正如偶无法教你作爱一样。 偶也无法告诉你如何去泡一个人
小姐对付客人的几个损招和应对策略【实用】
引子:
从辩证唯物主义的观点看,妓女和嫖客是一对既相互依存又相互排斥的矛盾的统一体。说到依存,因为他们谁也离不了谁。妓女离了嫖客,她的肉体就变不成商品,她也就无以挣钱;反过来,嫖客离了妓女,他就没有了发泄性慾的工具,只好回家“打飞机”。说到排斥,因为他们又是对头。妓女对嫖客,是希望用最短的时间,最少的服务赚取最多的金钱;而嫖客则希望花最少的金钱获取最大的性享受。于是在这么一个怪圈里,双方斗智斗勇,生生息息了几千年。俗话说:“知己知彼,百战不殆。”本文将站在公狼的立场上,依据耳闻目睹的资料,讨论一下国内妓女对付嫖客的手段以及狼友们应对的策略。这里要说明的是,本文没有使用国际通用的术语----妓女(prostitute),而使用了“小姐”这个具有中国特色的词语,是因为在我看来,虽然国内外的妓女在本质上是一样的,但服务方式有很大的不同,(文中还要详细论述。)我这里讲的主要是国内的性服务。
正文:
(1)单刀直入。
小姐是不会同客人谈情说爱浪费时间的,因为这违背了她的从业原则。所以,一旦谈好嫖资,小姐往往直奔主题。她们会装出急不可耐的样子,“老公呀,我等不急了。”“哥哥呀,快进来吧。”这是她们常用的台辞。有陪浴服务的,往往会哄你先做后洗。狼友们需知,再厉害的男人,在异性反复直接对其性器的刺激下,要不了几分钟,就会射精。(“梅开二度”例外。)一旦交票,便进入不应期。马上对女人失去性趣。这就是小姐哄你先做后洗的原因。
应对策略。
坚持前戏,尽量拉长外围活动的时间。不要让她过早地刺激你的性器。充分利用这段时间从视觉,听觉,味觉,触觉全方位的去玩赏她的玉体,能洗一个鸳鸯浴是最理想的。这段前戏起码要用去你1/3----1/2的时间。
(2)化整为零。
小姐和客人之间的性交,双方心态是不同的。小姐注重的是结果,即客人何时射精,因为这意味着她服务的结束;客人注重的是过程,即整个过程带给他的性愉悦,因为射精意味着这个过程的结束。国内外妓女的最大区别正在于此。国外妓女给客人提供的是她肉体的使用权,而国内的往往只是她阴道的使用权。国外的妓女给客人提供的性服务是全方位的,可以满足客人的各种性癖好。口交,肛交,颜射等都不过是是常规程序。(当然sm是要加钱的。)而国内的,只不过让你的dd在她的阴道里做做活塞运动而已。在国内,许多色情场所把一套完整的性服务给你化整为零了。即所谓“半套”(只是活塞运动),“全套”(外加一些花活)之分,各是各的价钱。当然,明码标价还是好的。更差的是一些小姐(特别是老鸡)把当今旅行社进一道门收一道钱那种骗游客的手段用到了嫖客身上。她在和客人的性接触中,会适时地提出一些很有诱惑力的服务项目去勾你。搞得你心猿意马。想要吗,加钱。比如,她会冷不防用嘴亲吻你的性器。“老公,舒服吗?再加五十元,我给你吹萧,让你爽个够。”
应对策略。
事先要问明价钱和服务项目。对于化整为零的老鸡,最好自认倒霉,做一下活塞运动走人。不要上当去要她哪加钱的额外服务,那大都是物无所值。
(3)速战速决。
让客人尽快交票走人是小姐的从业原则。因此,客人刚一进入她的身体,小姐便会装出千娇百媚的样子,大呼小叫。“快”是她们最常用的词。“快,老公,我不行了。”“快,哥哥,我要。”她们甚至会采用强制的手段,例如紧搂你不放,加快对你性器的刺激,逼你尽快地射精。
应对策略。
不要理会她的装模作样,小姐接客一般是不追求高潮的。她们的大呼小叫大都是装出来的。你应该按你的游戏规则去玩你的游戏。嫖娼是实践你平时没有性对象的性幻想的良机,射精只是最终的结果。你应该尽情地享受。当你的高潮快要来临时,你一定要迅速果断地让dd离开小姐的阴道,使他喘口气,以利再战。需知,“洞内洞外两重天”啊。如此这般,你必能久战不疲。还有,驾驭自己性阀能力差的,慎用“女上位”,这是小姐让客人交票最得心应手的一招。
(4)偷梁换拄。
这一手主要用在3p(也称“双飞”)时。凡是看过西方a片的,都会对3p心往神驰。不管是“一龙双凤”的“连环套”(即客人在干一个妓女时,她又给另一个口交。)还是“一凤双龙”的“三明治”(即两个客人同时对一个妓女进行阴道交和肛交。)都会极大地促成我们的尝试欲。其实,凡是试过国内3p的都知道是和西片上演示的大相径庭。小姐们在服务过程中相互的戒备比对客人还要严格,她们尽量减少肉体的接触,更不要说相互玩弄性器了。实际上是“你做她,我看,然后换套子,你做我,她看。”所以国内的3p只不过是你花了两个小姐的钱,还玩不到一个小姐的乐趣。而且,她们往往只带四个套子,两个回合,你不得不交票走人。
应对策略。
不花这冤枉钱。同时玩两个,还不如分两次玩两个。
(5)顺手牵羊。
事办完后,小姐往往会又装出千娇百媚的样子,依偎在你怀里。“老公,我陪得好吗?”“哥哥,伺候的舒服吗?”客人一般都会给以肯定的答复。“哪不加点赏钱吗?”好吧,掏钱吧。
应对策略。
不要心软。需知,你付出的嫖资和小姐提供的服务已经是不等价的了。没必要再花冤枉钱。另外,从比较经济学看,一个小姐接一次客(以一小时计)所得的报酬相当于她做保姆或饭店服务员辛苦半个月才能挣到的工资。这个比差也太大了。再和我们这些工薪阶层比呢?[/sell]
在本文行将结束的时候,我要声明,我不是不尊重小姐。她们也是自食其力的劳动者。我说的是公平交易。毕竟狼友的钱也不是从天上掉下来的。(公款者除外,也正是ta们惯坏了小姐的毛病。)
性爱英语大全---全的你不敢想象
鉴于在外兄弟姐妹们单身的居多,资源匮乏,也不可避免的会和老外作爱,不管是良家朋友也好,还是青楼知己也好,希望下边一些英语词典,可以让大家清楚的理解对方的意思,不会怕出糗,也希望对大家浏览英文网站有一些帮助.
最初的版本是我从一个英文网站发现的,但是解释里边有很多俚语以及"象声词(比如cum写成come)",为了方便大家查询阅读,我对解释里边一些我很确定的错字和俚语进行了改正和解释.由于水平有限,也有极少数的词的解释我不是很理解,为了尽量保证无误,我都保留了下来原作者的解释,希望大家可以一起讨论.
为了方便查询,下边的词语是由A到Z的顺序排列.
69 Simultaneous fellatio and cunnilingus.
A Anal sex.
A-Levels Anal sex.
Abstinence Refraining from all sexual activity
Abstinence Only Curricula Sexuality education programs that advocate sexual abstinence before marriage. They do not provide information about contraception, safer sex, or sexual orientation.
AC/DC Bisexual.
Active The aggressive sexual partner
Agate A small penis
Age of Consent The age at which one is considered old enough to decide to have sexual intercourse.
Age of Majority The age at which one becomes a legal adult.
Age play Role playing involving pretending to be a child and often wearing children's clothing. Adult babies.
AIDS (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome) A set of conditions associated with the last stages of HIV disease
Algolagnia Another word for sadomasochism (SM) Algolagnia is when pain is transformed into sexual pleasure
Alternative sexuality A sexual orientation with a few variations that differ from vaginal intercourse when a monogamous heterosexual relationship has been established
Alternative lifestyle Sexual preference that is very different from the "norm," making it necessary and/or desirable. If the alternative sexuality is less common than the norm it will push the individual to reach an accepted subculture
Alveoli Sacs inside the breast that produce milk
Androgens: Certain hormones that stimulate male sexual development and secondary male sex characteristics. They are most abundantly produced in the testicles of men but are also produced in small amounts in women's ovaries. The most common androgen is testosterone
Androgynous / Androgyny One who is / the quality of simultaneously exhibiting "masculine" and "feminine" characteristics. Androgyny: A person psychologically intermediate between male and female; or a person who rejects a specifically male or female gender role.
Animal play When one or both partners pretend to be an animal (Ex: dog, horse) in a role play
Anal /Anal intercourse Using the rectum for Sexual Intercourse
Anilingus Kissing and penetration of the anus by tongue
Anorgasmia The inability to have an orgasm.
Anus The opening of the rectum
Aphrodisiac A substance that is supposed to increase sexual desire
Areola The dark area surrounding the nipples of women and men
Around the world Kissing the entire body before sex
Asexual Absence of sexual feeling
Auto-eroticism Masturbation
Auto-fellatio Performing fellation on ones own penis
Auto-sadism An act whereby one inflicts pain on oneself
AW0 Anal without a condom.
Back scuttle Perform anal intercourse
Bag The scrotum
Back yard The buttocks
Balanitis An inflammation of the glands and foreskin of the penis that can be caused by infections (including sexually transmitted infections) irritations, drugs, or other factors.
Ball A wild sex activity
Balls The testicles
Banana The penis
Bare-assed Nude
Bareback Sex Without a condom
Barrier Methods of Birth Control Contraceptives that block sperm from entering the uterus. These are the condom, vaginal pouch, diaphragm, cervical cap, and spermicide.
Bartholin's Glands Glands in the labia menorah on each side of the opening to the vagina that provide lubrication during sexual excitement.
Basket The bulge of male sex organ in clothing
Basket shopping Observing the male organ through clothing
Berdache Male-to-female and female-to-male cross dressers who were accepted and performed a variety of roles in various North American Indian societies. The word in its original language is negative, so one sociologist writing about these individuals has used the terms man-woman and woman-man
BBBF Bareback butt fuck
BBBJ Bareback blow job
BBF Bareback fuck
BBW Big beautiful woman
BDSM In the beginning it was called sadomasochism(sm, s/m or s&m.) People involved in sadomasochism were described as bad, sick and pervert. Since some people did not want to be called or described that way, terms like dominance and submission (d&s, ds or d/s), love bondage and bondage and discipline (b&d) were invented to be different from sadomasochists. In the 90's during the internet revolution all kinky people were establishing arguments to label their kinks. After months of arguments the term bdsm was born. Most of the kinky people were happy after the term was issued. BDSM combines bondage and discipline (bd), dominance and submission (ds) and sadomasochism (sm.)
BJ Blow job A strange term for fellatio
Beat off Masturbation
Beefcake Male possessing sex appeal
Biastophilia A paraphilia in which sexual arousal becomes dependent on sexually attacking a non consenting, surprised, terrified, and struggling stranger. This is a kind of rape, but most rapes are committed by normophilic men.
Bigendered One who switches between masculine and feminine gender roles from time to time.
Bimanual Exam Physical examination of the internal reproductive organs of the pelvis.
Biphobia The oppression or mistreatment of Bisexuals, especially by lesbians and gay men. (See homophobia.)
Birth control Actions which prevent pregnancy because of sexual intercourse
Bi-sexual Engaging in sexual activities with members of both sexes
Bisexual/Bi A person who has sexual and emotional relationships with both women and men, though not necessarily at the same time.
Bitch A loose woman or feminine male
Bladder The organ that collects and stores urine produced by the kidney. The bladder is emptied through the urethra.
Blind An uncircumcised penis
Blow job The act of oral intercourse
Blue balls Severe need to experience sexual orgasm. The genital aching that may occur when men do not have an ejaculation following sexual stimulation. Women may experience similar aches if they do not reach orgasm, but because of sexist influences in development of our language about sex, there is no common expression to describe a woman's symptoms.
Body Image One's attitudes and feelings about one's own body and appearance.
Bondage When restraints are placed on the body in any practice to avoid any type of movement
Bondage and Discipline Also known as B&D, it involves several sexual practices like bondage, slave training, corporal punishment and dominant/submissive role play
Boston Marriage Used primarily in nineteenth century New England to refer to two women who set up a household together for an extended period of time. Some Boston marriages were undoubtedly lesbian in nature, but others were probably platonic.
Bring off Ejaculation in the male
Bronco Young boy who is difficult to restrain during sex
Brown To perform anal intercourse
Brownie queen Passive partner in anal intercourse
Brown shower Another name for hardsports
Brut service Facial, Cumming over the prostitutes ( Splash it all over )
Bull dagger An extremely masculine lesbian. The term is often used negatively.
Bugger To perform anal intercourse
Bull-dyke A masculine female homosexual
Bummer Active partner in anal sex
Buns The buttocks
Butch A lesbian who prefers traditionally masculine dress, style, expression, or identity.
BV (Bacterial Vaginosis) An inflammation of the vagina (vaginitis) that is caused by a change in the balance of vaginal bacteria.
Camp Behave in an effeminate manner, an affectation usually done in humour which might involve a satirical or sarcastic depiction of the opposite sex.
Candida A type of yeast and the most common cause of vaginitis.
Caning The use of a cane on a bottom
Castration Render the testicles inoperable by surgery
Cat or cat o' nine tails Originally it was a whip used by the British Navy. Actually it is referred to all whips which are multi-thonged
CD Cross dresser, cross-dressing.
Celibacy Not having sex play.
Cervix The narrow lower part of the uterus (womb), with an opening connecting the uterus to the vagina.
Chancroid A sexually transmitted bacterium that causes open genital sores.
Change your luck To engage in a gay sex for the first time
Chaste To engage in ordinary sexual activities
Chastity Belts A variety of devices designed to prevent women, men, or children from having sex. Used from medieval to modern times, these devices were also supposed to preserve morality. Some were meant to ensure fidelity in women in the absence of their husbands. Others were designed to prevent masturbation and nocturnal emissions in men and boys.
Cheat To be unfaithful to one's sex partner
Chemical Castration The use of Depo-Provera to decrease sexual desire and arousal.
Cherry One who is still a virgin,
CIM Cum in mouth
Circumcision Surgical removal of the foreskin
Chlamydia A common sexually transmitted organism that can cause sterility in women and men.
Clap Gonorrhoea or other venereal disease (std)
Climacteric The time of change that leads to menopause. The physiological midlife changes for women and men
Climax To achieve the high point of sex activity
Clit The clitoris
Clitoral Hood A small flap of skin that covers and protects the clitoris.
Clitoris A small erectile organ located in the forward area of the wife's vulva. Stimulation of the clitoris during foreplay and sexual intercourse can enhance the wife chances of an orgasm
Closet The confining state of being secretive about one's homosexuality
Closet queen A male homosexual who hides his desires for men
Closeted Hiding one's sexuality or gender predilection from others or the public. Closet case.
Code word(s) Word or words that are used in personal ads to unnotice sexual proclivities mostly unacceptable in society. Ex: French or Greek culture, clean, discipline, strict, leather, etc.
Cohabitation Living together in a sexual relationship.
Coitus Sexual intercourse
Coitus in ano Anal intercourse
Coitus interruptus Withdrawal of the penis prior to ejaculation
Cold Unresponsive to sexual relations
Colposcope A viewing instrument with a bright light and magnifying lens that is used to examine the vagina and cervix.
Come out To acknowledge one's homosexuality, either to oneself or to others; most often a public declaration of being lesbian or gay.
Completion Orgasm. For example, OWO to completion means until you cum
Comparison Warm happy feelings experienced when noticing ones loved ones enjoying loving relationships with others. The opposite of jealousy
Conception The moment when the pre-embryo attaches to the lining of the uterus and pregnancy begins; term also used to describe the fertilization of the egg with a man’s sperm
Condom A sheath of thin rubber, plastic, or animal tissue that is worn on the penis during sexual intercourse. It is an over-the-counter, reversible barrier method of birth control, and it also provides protection against the most serious sexually transmitted infections.
Consensual An agreement made by parties for certain type of behaviour or activities. When the consent is informed and there is a reasonable knowledge of possible risks is called true consent.
Continence To refrain from sexual activity
Contraceptive The prevention of pregnancy; birth control.
Corpus Cavernosa Two strips of tissue that lie on each side of the urethra in the penis. During sexual excitement, they fill with blood to create an erection.
Corpus Spongiosum The tissue that surrounds the urethra inside the penis and is responsible, like the corpus cavernosa, for an erection; also the type of tissue that forms the glands of the clitoris and the penis.
Corona Rim of flesh which forms the base of the head of penis
Cowgirl A position for sexual intercourse - the man on his back, the woman sitting on top.
Cowper's Glands The glands beneath the prostate gland that are attached to the urethra. They produce a substance that makes seminal fluid sticky.
Covered With a condom
CP Corporal punishment. You used to be able to get this in return for stealing things, but it doesn't work that way any more
Crabs Lice which infect the pubic area of the body
Cremaster Reflex An automatic response to stimulation (for example, cold temperature or touching the inside of the thigh) in which the cremaster muscle pulls the scrotum and testes closer to the body.
Creampie Ejaculation in the vagina (or anus) without a condom
Cross dresser A person who occasionally dresses in the clothing of the opposite sex for sexual or emotional pleasure, or both. The most commonly-used term, having replaced transvestite. May be male or female, hetero- or homosexual, bi- or solo sexual, and may partially or wholly cross-dress.
Cross-dressing The practice of dressing in clothes traditionally assigned to the opposite gender; also called transvestitism or drag.
Cryptorchidism The condition in which one or both of the testicles do not descend from the lower abdomen before puberty.
Cum Semen
Cum facial Same as facial
Cunnilingus Stimulation of the woman’s genital area, especially the clitoris, with the husband's lips and tongue.
CWM CyberWhoreMonger. A punter who uses the Internet in connection with his paid-sex activities. This is mainly an American term, and contrasts with CyberCourtesan.
Date Rape Coerced sexual intercourse during a dating relationship.
Delayed Ejaculation Commonly used term for inhibited orgasm in men.
Depo-Provera® A progestin that is injected into the buttock or arm every 12 weeks to prevent pregnancy. It is a reversible method of birth control available only by pre***ion.
Diaphragm A soft rubber dome intended to fit securely over the cervix. Used with contraceptive cream or jelly, the diaphragm is a reversible barrier method of birth control available only by pre***ion.
Dirt Sex slave members who's checks bounce
Discipline The other part of Bondage (B&D) that could also mean punishment or a structured training of a submissive.
Doggie style A position for sexual intercourse - the woman on her knees, the man entering from behind.
Dominance Dominance and submission, D/S, D&S Used for erotic enhancement, one partner uses consensual empowerment for the other partner. In SM, dominance and submission are the psychological and emotional underpinnings.
Dominant, Dom, Domme, Domina, Dominatrix The person that in a consensual exchange of power is in charge. If the person is a male is called dominant or Dom; if is a female is called a Domme, Domina or Dominatrix
Don Juanism The desire by a man to have sex very frequently with many different partners.
Dose Gonorrhoea or other venereal disease (std)
Douche A spray of water or solution of medication into the vagina.
DP Double penetration, one penis in the vagina, another in the anus
Drag queen Male who dresses in female clothing
Dry fuck Moving against one another, clothed to simulate intercourse
Dyad A sexual love relationship consisting of two primary partners
Dyke A lesbian
Dyspareunia Painful intercourse for women that may be caused by hormonal imbalances, especially those that happen after menopause.
Early Ejaculation Ejaculation occurring before a man wants it to occur.
Eat To perform oral intercourse
Ectopic Pregnancy A life-threatening pregnancy that develops outside the uterus, often in a fallopian tube.
Effeminate De***ive of a male who acts in a feminine manner
Egg The reproductive cell in women; the largest cell in the human body.
Ejaculation Discharge from the penis during sexual climax
Ejaculatory Inevitability The moment during sexual excitement when a man cannot stop his ejaculation. The prostate begins contracting and pulsing out seminal fluid.
Emergency Contraception The use of oral contraceptives or IUDs to prevent pregnancy after unprotected intercourse.
Emergency Hormonal Contraception The use of oral contraceptives to prevent pregnancy after unprotected intercourse.
Enema An instrument or injecting fluid into the anus to flush the lower intestines. In SM scenes enemas are used for humiliation, for preparation for other activities (fisting or anal sex) and/or for pleasure.
Epididymis The tube in which sperm mature. It is tightly coiled on top of and behind each testis. The plural of Epididymis is epididymides.
Epididymitis An inflammation of the Epididymis
Erectile Dysfunction The inability to become erect or maintain an erection with a partner.
Erection The sexual aroused state cause by a rush of blood into the veins and capillaries of the penis, coupled with a valve action which prevents its release, and further aided by the contraction of certain surface muscles on the penis, all of which combine to keep it in a hard and extended configuration until the stimuli is taken away or ejaculation occurs.
Erogenous Zone Any area of the body very sensitive to sensual touch.
Erotic That which is sexually arousing.
Erotica Sexually arousing imagery that is not considered pornographic, obscene, or offensive to the average person.
Erotophilia Appreciation of the erotic
Erotophobia Fear and anxiety about the erotic.
Erotic restraint When movement is restricted for erotic play. It is also referred to the devices used
Escort A person who sells companionship and may offer Sex
Estrogen A hormone commonly made in a woman's ovaries. Estrogens major effects are seen during puberty, menstruation, and pregnancy
Eunuch A male who has had his testicles removed
Exhibitionism A paraphilia in which sexual arousal becomes dependent on exposing the sex organs to those who will be surprised.
Exhibitionist A person who derives sexual gratification by displaying his body to others
Facial This is where you spunk over her face
Faeces Solid waste that leaves the body through the anus.
Fake Orgasm The pretence of having reached climax in order to end sex play or please a partner.
Family jewels The testicles
Fanny Same as pussy, cunny, quim, etc. (This definition is provided for the benefit of Americans, who generally have a very strange idea of what a fanny is.)
Fellatio To kiss, nibble, lick or cock-sucking
Female Circumcision The practice of removing a girl's clitoral hood, clitoris, and/or the labia; often called female genital mutilation. This is practiced in some African, Near Eastern, and Southeast Asian cultures.
Female Impersonator (FI) A male who, on specific occasions, cross dresses and employs stereotypical feminine dialog, voice, and mannerisms for the entertainment of other people.
Feminine The "gender role" assigned to "females".
Fetish Excessive or irrational devotion to some activity, a sexual interest in an object or a part of the body which someone is interested in to an extreme degree of worship with excessive devotion
Fetishistic Transvestite A Transvestite who consistently eroticizes Cross Dressing.May also eroticize fantasies of gender/sex change.
Fifth wheel A heterosexual in a homosexual group
Fisting The art of inserting the whole hand inside the vagina or anus
Flagellation Whipping or beating to sexual orgasm
Foot fetish/ Foot worship Sexual obsession toward feet or shoes
F->M Female to male. Used to specify the direction of a sex or gender role change.
Foreplay Physical and sexual stimulation (kissing, touching, stroking, and massaging) that often happens in the excitement stage of sexual response; often occurs before intercourse, but can lead to orgasm without intercourse.
Foreskin A retractable tube of skin that covers and protects the glands of the penis.
FOC Free of charge
FR Field report a written report of an experience with a prostitute by a client
French French sex. Another term for fellatio. TO PERFORM ORAL INTERCOURSE
French kissing Deep kissing, tongue kissing.
FS Sometimes means full sex, but sometimes means full service
FTM female to male, as in cross-dressing or a transsexual
Full house Having more than one venereal disease (std) at the same time
Full service Bit vague, but generally means full sex and fellatio
Full sex Vaginal intercourse
Full strip Should mean that she takes all her clothes off - but beware that she may have a different idea of the meaning.
FWO French without [a condom]. Same as OWO or BBBJ.
Gang-bang An occasion on which several men successively have sexual intercourse with one woman, Usually organised parties
Gay Homosexual
Gaydar The uncanny and seemingly innate ability lesbians and gay men tend to have to recognize and detect one another; from gay and radar.
Gear Any equipment used for scene purposes
Gender The social-cultural expression of a person's biological sex (or self-perception of one's sex, which may vary from the strictly biological). Sometimes used to mean expressly male or female.
Gender Dysphoria (GD) Unhappiness or discomfort experienced by one whose sexual organs do not match one's gender identity.
Gender Identity The self-perception of being male or female, or a combination of the two.
Gender (identity) community People who identify as transvestite, transsexual, or Tran gendered, or as members of the gender community. Members of the gender community do not necessarily identify as members of the sexual minority community. (See "transgender community".)
Genderfuck Sending mixed gender messages, especially through appearance, such as wearing a prom dress, combat boots and a moustache.
Gender neutral Clothing, behaviours, thoughts, feelings, relationships, etc. which are considered appropriate for members of both sexes.
Gender outlaw A person who flouts the usual gender roles.
Gender role Arbitrary rules, assigned by society, that define what clothing, behaviours, thoughts, feelings, relationships, etc. are considered appropriate and inappropriate for members of each sex. Some clothing, behaviours, etc. are considered appropriate for members of both sexes. Which things are considered masculine, feminine, or neutral varies ccording to location, class, occasion, and numerous other factors.
Genitals The human reproductive organs
GFE The prostitute provide a girlfriend type experience, ( treats you like her girlfriend, kissing, etc)
Give head To perform oral intercourse
Glans The soft, highly sensitive tip of the clitoris or penis. In men, the urethral opening is located in the glands.
Go down on To perform oral intercourse
Golden shower Another name for watersports. One person urinates on another for sexual pleasure.
Gonorrhoea A sexually transmitted bacterium that can cause sterility, arthritis, and heart problems. (std)
Greek To perform anal intercourse
G-string A small brief worn over the genitals
HBV (Hepatitis B Virus) An infection that can be sexually transmitted and may cause severe liver disease and death.
Half & half An American term for French and sex.
Hand job Masturbation, particularly at the hands of another
Hard on An erect penis
Hardsports Defecation in a sexual context. Usually means that the prostitute shits over the client, or at least for the client to watch.
Hermaphrodite One who has both a penis and a vagina.
Hetrosexual One who has significant sexual and romantic attractions primarily to members of the opposite sex.
Heterosexism The assumption that identifying as heterosexual and having sexual and romantic attractions only to members of the other sex (than oneself) is good and acceptable, and that other sexual identities and attractions are bad and unacceptable. The assumption that anyone is straight whose sexual orientation is not known, usually coupled with a "blindness" to the existence and concerns of Lesbians/Bi/Gays
HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) An infection that weakens the body's ability to fight disease and can cause AIDS.
HJ Hand-job. Same as hr
Hobby The "hobby" is punting
Hobbyist Euphemism for a man who frequents prostitutes. A (habitual) punter.
Homophobia Literally, the fear of homosexuals and homosexuality, sometimes merely implied, but often taken to the point where biased statements are made or biased actions are taken against lesbians and gay men.
Homophobe One who is afraid of or oppresses people because one (perceives them to) have sexual and romantic attractions to members of the same sex.
Homosexual One who desires sex only with the same sex
Hormone therapy Used to change secondary sex characteristics, including breast size, weight distribution, and facial hair growth.
Horny Sexually aroused; passionate
Horse around To explore sexually without engaging in intercourse
HPV (Human Papilloma Virus) Any of 90 different types of infection, some of which may cause genital warts. Others may cause cancer of the cervix, vulva, or penis.
HR Hand relief. Same as HJ
H/S Hardsports
HSV (Herpes Simplex Virus) An infection that can be sexually transmitted and cause a recurring rash with clusters of blistery sores on the vagina, cervix, penis, mouth, anus, buttocks, or elsewhere on the body.
Humiliation Part of the erotic control to embarrass or to humble someone by teasing them about their sexual desires. In SM humiliation, ironically, can build a person's self-esteem by reinforcing their sexuality.
Hustler Prostitute that searches for customers
Hyperphilia Having sex more often than most people.
Hypoactive Sexual Desire The lack of sexual desire.
Inclusive relationship An intimate sexual love relationship in which all partners have agreed to form a synergistic group and in which each dyad is warm and trusting. The existing relationship may expand to include more people with mutual consent.
Identify/ied (as) To think of oneself as having a particular sexual
Identity or gender identity. [I "identify as" a bisexual. I am bi-"identified".] To emphasise that an identity term refers to one's internal reality, as opposed to what others think or observe of one, "self-identify" is sometimes used.
Identity How one thinks of oneself. One's internal self, as opposed to what others observe or think about one.
Impotent Unable to engage in sexual intercourse
Incall Where the client visits the prostitute. Opposite of outcall.
Infantilism Infant-like behaviour in role play by wearing diapers, nursing, etc
Intersexual A person biologically between female and male, sometimes with genital and/or reproductive body parts of both sexes. Replaces hermaphrodite. At one time meant homosexual
Jack off/ jerk off To masturbate
Jealous Resentfully envious or suspicious of rival influences.
Jealousy Neurotic anxiety based on fear of losing control over a partner one regards as a possession.
Jock Itch A very common fungal skin infection in the genital area of men that is caused by wearing tight clothing, sweating, or not drying the genitals carefully after bathing. It can cause a reddish, scaly rash that can become inflamed, very itchy, and painful.
John One who financially supports another for sex favours/ also known as client or punter
Kicks Sexual thrills
Label How someone else sees or thinks of oneself or others.
Lace curtains The foreskin of the penis
Latex Material used to make fetish items like clothing
Lavender Pertaining to the homosexual lifestyle
Lay To perform sexual intercourse
Leather, Leather sex, Leather lifestyle A synonym for SM used in fetish fashion and gear.
Lesbian A female homosexual. A woman who has significant sexual and romantic attractions to members of the same sex, or who identifies as a member of the lesbian community. Bisexual women often do not feel included by this term.
Libido Sexual appetite
Limit In SM are the boundaries set by the dominant and the submissive for what to will or to will not do within a scene. Limits must be respected and applied to roles, levels of dominance and submission, time and also activities like whipping and paddling.
Load The fluid from an ejaculation
M->F Male to female. Used to specify the direction of a sex or gender role change.
Macho Describing extreme masculinity which may involve the subordination of women. Machismo.
Male Impersonator A female who, on specific occasions, cross dresses and employs stereotypical masculine dialog, voice, and mannerisms for the entertainment of other people.
Masochism Where sexual gratification is achieved by pain
Masculine A highly subjective concept of the essential qualities of a man.
Master When the man takes control in the SM role play.
Massage parlour Usually a brothel. This is illegal in the UK but is tolerated in many areas - although official toleration, as in Edinburgh, is rare.
Masturbation Manual manipulation of genitals
Matinee A sex session in the afternoon
MFS Massage and full sex
Mish Missionary position
Missionary position Woman on her back, man on top facing her
Mistress When the woman takes control in the SM role play.
MMF A male-male-female threesome
Molluscum Contagiosum A virus that can be sexually transmitted, causing small, pinkish-white, waxy, round, polyp like growths in the genital area or on the thighs.
Môn gendered One who is comfortable in only one gender role? (Do people actually use this, or is it just a syntactic extension of "bi gendered"?)
Môn sexual One who has significant sexual and romantic attractions primarily to members of one sex. Straight, Gay, Lesbian. Someone who is not Bisexual
"Morning-After" Pills Emergency hormonal contraception that is taken within 72 hours of unprotected intercourse.
MTF Male to female, as in cross-dressing or a transsexual.
Multiple Orgasms More than one orgasm occurring within the same sexual encounter.
Mutual masturbation Where partners manipulate each other's genitals
Narcissism One who is stimulated by one's own body
Novice A person with lack of experience in SM, but willing to learn.
Nuts The testicles
Nymphomania The desire by a woman to have sex very frequently with many different partners.
"O" Oral sex
Obscenity Sexually arousing imagery that is considered socially offensive.
O-levels Oral sex
Old dirt road Using the anus for intercourse
One way Will perform only one type of sexual activity
Oral intercourse A sexual activity whereby the mouth of one per-is used in connection with the sexual organs of another person to produce sex gratification
Oral Oral sex. Either fellatio or cunnilingus - usually the former in the context of punter talk.
Orgasm The peak of sensation during sexual activity
Other sex/gender The other sex or gender than the reference person's own. [She has another sex partner (than her own sex).] [Are you currently in a relationship with a member of the same sex (as yourself)?]
OTK Over the knee (spanking)
Out [someone] To disclose a second person's sexual identity to a third person, especially without the second person's permission. 2. To disclose one's own sexual identity, sometimes without choosing to do so.
Outcall Where the prostitute visits the client's home or hotel. Opposite of incall
Outer course Sex play that does not include inserting the penis in the vagina or anus.
OWO Oral without [a condom]. Same as FWO or BBBJ.
Paedophilia Sexual love/attraction of a child by an adult
Passing Cross-dressing well enough to be seen as a member of the opposite sex.
Passive The person receiving intercourse
Pearl diver One who performs oral sex on the penis
Pearl necklace This is where you cum/spunk over her breasts/shoulders/neck
Pederasty Insertion of the penis into the anus
Peeping tom A voyeur
Penis The male sex organ consisting of head, shaft and base
Perineum The area between the anus and testicles, anus and vagina
Petticoat discipline Punishing or humiliating a boy by dressing him as a girl.
PID (Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) An infection of a woman's internal reproductive system that can lead to sterility, Ectopic pregnancy, and chronic pain. It is often caused by sexually transmitted infections such as gonorrhoea and Chlamydia.
Play Taking part of a SM scene or scene activity.
Pony training Transformation of a male or female into a pony to be ridden, to pull a carriage or a well-trained horse in obedience
Power exchange Sexual role-playing when one acts as the dominant and the other the submissive.
Pre-cum juice Natural lube which oozes from the penis piss-slit
Pre-operative transsexual (Pre-op TS) One who is actively planning to switch physical sexes, mostly to relieve "gender dysphoria". Probably, but not necessarily, "cross dresses", takes "hormone
therapy", and gets "electrolysis".
Primary relationship A committed, long term, live in sexual love relationship which may or may not include marriage and/or shared economy.
Primary sex organs Penis (male) or vagina (female.) (See "female", "male", "hermaphrodite", "neuter".)
Pro A prostitute
Provider A prostitute
Prostate Glands at base of urethra which ejects semen
Punter A prostitute's client
Pushover Easily persuaded to engage in sex
PVC Poly-vinyl-chloride Plastic used for fetish clothing or pipes used for bondage devices.
Queen An effeminate male homosexual
Quickie A very brief sex act
Rape Forcibly perform sexual intercourse
Rectum The tube between the colon and the anus
Reverse Means the opposite way round to that which is most common between a prostitute and her client. For example, "reverse oral" means cunnilingus and "reverse massage" means the client massaging the prostitute.
Rim/ rimming When one person licks and kisses their partner's anus like oral sex on a female, except to the anus instead of the vagina
Ring On Pinky Wearing a ring on the little finger of the left hand has for much of the twentieth century been a code for homosexuality
RLD Red-light district
Rubber A condom
Russian A tit fuck
Sadism, sadist Sexual pleasure that results from pain, humiliation and/or domination. The sadist delivers pain or humiliation to the people desiring it by respecting their limits and by being caring and careful.
Sadomasochism, SM Sexual practices in an advanced level where pain , humiliation and power exchange are being used. SM has also dominance and submission, bondage and discipline, love bondage and erotic spanking.
Safe, sane and consensual In the SM community are characteristics of acceptable play. During activities, players take safety precautions or they do not participate in practice that could injure mentally or physically their partners. Before the activities they consent by negotiating.
Safer Sex Ways in which people reduce the risk of getting sexually transmitted infections, including HIV.
Safe Word A previously agreed upon signal that means a partner is no longer enjoying a sexual activity and it must stop.
Sandwich Another term for DP
Scat Another term for hardsports
Scene The SM or fetish community or a SM session or occurrence during play.
Score To achieve sexual intercourse
Screw The act of sexual intercourse
Scrotum The pouch or sac which contains the testicles
Secondary relationship An ongoing sexual love relationship in which the partners usually do not live together, and do not consider their relationship a first priority
Semen The fluid produced during ejaculation of the male
Sex On its own often means vaginal intercourse
Sex hormones Substances produced by the testes, ovaries and adrenal glands in different quantities in females and males which promote bodily sexual characteristics. Certain hormones artificially taken by men can grow breasts. Other hormones taken by women can grow facial hair and lower the voice.
Sexual identity How one perceives oneself as male, female, or in between. A biological female may identify as a male and vice versa.
Sexual love The synergic fusing of love and sexuality into a single erotic emotion in an intimate relationship.
Sexual orientation How a person chooses to have sex -- with the same or opposite sex, with both, with oneself, or not at all (asexual).
Sex reassignment surgery (SRS) Surgery to change, within the limits of surgical possibility, a person's genitals to those of the other sex (and retain the possibility of sexual stimulation). In male-to-female conversion, the penis is converted to a vagina. In female-to-male conversion, the challenge has been to create a version of a penis
Sex Worker: One who is paid for providing sex or sexually arousing conditions, including prostitution, striptease, lap dancing, commercial phone sex, and erotic massage.
Significant Other One's chosen romantic partner.
Sixty-nine Genital oral intercourse performed on each other. simultaneously by two partners
Slave A submissive that is involved in a slave/master fantasy.
Slave training The instruction of a submissive in a dominant's preference. The submissive’s behaviour is conditioned.
SM Sado-masochism. See also BDSM
Smash A young woman's crush on another woman. The term was used in late nineteenth century and early twentieth century women's colleagues.
Smegma White matter which collects under the foreskin of penis
Sodomy The insertion of the penis into the anus
Solid sports Another term for hardsports.
Solo sexual Having a preference for sex with one's self (a term invented by Valory Gravois; please advise if there is a better existing word)
Snowballing The action of kissing to exchange cum immediately after CIM.
Spanking Striking or paddling a submissive in their butts.
Sperm The fluid that erupts from the penis during ejaculation
Spoons A position for sexual intercourse - both partners lying on their side, with the man behind the woman.
Stallion A male who possesses a very large penis
Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD’s) Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs): Infections that are often or usually passed from one person to another during sexual or intimate contact. Please refer to here for details. http://www.homehealth-uk.com/medical/gumclinics.htm If worried please use this link http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/worried/where/where_can_i_get_help.asp
Straight A heterosexual
Straight sex Vaginal intercourse
Stud A male who is in great demand as a sex partner
Suck off To perform oral intercourse on the penis
Sugar daddy A man who keeps a younger person for sexual favours
Swallows Means that she swallows your cum
Swinger One who accepts free love doctrine
Swish A male who behaves in a feminine manner
Switch When a person trades places in a SM role or physical play. Ex: top or bottom, Dom or sub. It is also a tree or bush branch used for corporal punishment.
Switch hitter A bi-sexual
SWO Sex without [a condom]. Same as BBF
Testicles The male reproductive glands
TG Transgender
Third sex Homosexuals
TLC Tender loving care
Tomboy A girl who prefers the activities, privileges and dress of boys, and avoids female restrictions; sometimes used to describe adult women.
Tongue (verb) To perform oral intercourse
Toolbox The male genitals
Torture Painful actions used to enhance sexual pleasure.
Trade A passive male prostitute for homosexuals
Training Discipline used by the Dom to control the sub's behaviour, condition and/or attitude. Pony training, anal training, position training, voice command response, etc. can be used for training.
Transgender An umbrella term for those who blur the lines of traditional gender expression.
Transgendered (TG) One who switches gender roles, whether just once, or many times at will. Inclusive term for transsexuals and transvestites
Transvestite A person who dresses in the clothes and assumes the gender expression of the opposite sex.
TS, Transsexual A person that mismatches his/her personal psychology. They go for counselling, hormone treatments and surgery. Before surgery a transsexual is referred as a "pre-op" TS and after surgery is a "post-op" TS.
Transvestite (TV)
One who occasionally dresses in the clothing of the opposite sex for sexual or emotional pleasure, or both. Can be male or female, hetero- or homosexual, bi- or solo sexual, and may partially or wholly cross-dress. Some have felt the word is a negative medical term; cross dresser and cross-dressing are more commonly used today. Transvestism, tranny
Triad The most basic and common form of multi-partner relationship, consisting of three adult primary partners, usually two of one sex and one of the other. threesome
Uncovered Without a condom
Unisex Not pertaining to one sex only. Unisex clothing can be worn by both traditional sexes. A unisex hair salon invites customers of both sexes. Unisexual
Urethra Duct which carries urine and semen
Urolagnia Sexual pleasure from watching another drink urine
Vacuum cleaner One who applies great suction during oral sex
Vagina Orifice of female sex organs
Vanilla sex Any non kinky sex acts
Versatile Bi-sexual
VFM Value for money
Vinyl Material used for fetish fashions
Virility The sexual power and capacity of a male
Voyeur One who gains sexual satisfaction from watching others undressing or engage in sexual acts
Walk-up This is a type of establishment that is common in Soho (including Chinatown), A walk-up has an open door leading into a flat (or two or three) in each of which a prostitute works. They advertise mainly by means of a note by the entrance saying "model" and usually giving some details.
Watersports Urination in a sexual context. Usually means that the prostitute pisses over the client, or at least for the client to watch.
WG Working girl, same as prostitute/escort
Wham bam Rapid and hurried sexual activity
Wiener The penis
With Often means "with a condom"
Without Often means "without a condom"
Whip Object that can be also a cane, crop, paddle or slapper, or a single or multiple-lash whips to beat a submissive.
Working girl Euphemism for a prostitute
Work up To create passion or to be passionate
Worship To lavish attention to a body part (Ex: feet.) Also, a role playing attitude toward a dominant.
W/S Watersports
X-frame A bondage frame in the shape of an "X" in a horizontal position
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
无数男人的向往 全球十大美女之国
俄罗斯美女——恶魔的诱惑
俄罗斯无疑是个盛产美女的地方。一些去过俄罗斯的朋友总会感叹,只有在那里才会“在大街上走着走着不经意间就会屡屡惊艳得不能自拔……”
走在俄罗斯城市的大街上,随处可见美丽飘逸、风采迷人的俄罗斯姑娘。那栗色或黄色的头发透着魔幻般的诱惑。一双蓝色的大眼睛深邃得像一湖清水。白里透红的脸蛋上荡漾着青春的气息,那粉雕玉琢般的脸庞精致得让人无法用语言形容。高挑的身材,宽大漂亮的羊毛披肩搭着皮夹克上装。下着一条百褶短裙再配一双时髦的长靴,把一双秀腿完美地展现在人们面前。摩登和时髦被她们表现得那么的恰到好处。你会惊叹,世界上最美丽的女人怎么都集中在俄罗斯?
俄罗斯的女孩子14岁就开始成熟,这也是她们的法定结婚年龄。她们最美丽的年华往往在22岁以前就燃烧了大部分。正如大家所熟知的那样,结婚以后的俄罗斯女子会很容易迅速发福,在几年里转型为“胖大妈”。不过,这并不妨碍俄罗斯为世界创造美丽。在中国的许多大城市都可以看到她们的身影,从她们的身上你就可以想象那个遍地都是美女的国度了。
荷兰美女——开放的诱惑
荷兰首都阿姆斯特丹少女性观念越来越开放,有些少女甚至随便到只要陌生人让她搭顺风车,或请她喝饮料,就肯跟对方上床。姆斯特丹(比吉模区)少女性观念最开放。这个地区青少年几乎每星期都开派对,参加者穿着暴露,举止轻佻。有些少女只要有人请她喝饮料,她就献上自己身体。派对的高潮是口交比赛,由观众决定哪一对参赛者获胜。
沿街橱窗里的百变女郎,每一个小小的落地窗里都有一位身着比基尼的女郎, 她们是执有牌照的性工作者,这是获荷兰女王恩准的。她们有的长相出众,也有的貌不惊人,各种肤色,各种体态,有时她们也会摆出撩人的POSS,或跟随音乐摇来摆去。当你向她微笑时,她也露出一张笑脸,但更多的表情是一种凝视,也许她们面对游人的这种眼神早已习以为常了。她们在亮着荧光灯的玻璃门窗后面招揽顾客,如果游客看上了某位女郎,想与其进一步“交流”,那扇橱窗的帘子就会被拉上。
克罗地亚美女——阳光的诱惑
太阳从Opatija的海里升起,黑色绒纸剪影的港湾悄悄揭开,我彻夜漂游的美梦。红彤彤的天边,剪不断的金色裙摆,摇弋着亚得里亚海柔美的色彩。黄玫瑰花瓣遮掩的胸襟,红珊瑚染红的缎子,蓝天深蓝的天鹅绒,熏衣草洒落的花边,O, Opatija,上帝宠爱你,--亚得里亚海的女儿。
阳光最是偏爱的地方,亚得里亚海的Opatija。海就像这里许多的美丽姑娘,清冽纯情,人们疯狂的爱她,用奔放的热血,扑扑的真心,凝聚片片红瓦,镶在她的身边--无数小屋,红红的屋顶。古老的铁窗,愣愣的守候,紫红的小花,朵朵的张望。偶然的,期遇的,初恋的,深爱的,又有多少首永不褪色的情歌,流传至今,Garavuso Garava....。陪伴她,旨在她身边,又是多少甜蜜的誓言。
意大利美女——上帝的诱惑
曾听到过一句流行的话:“上帝是意大利人。”.开始不大理解。今年年初,到意大利参观访问,到了罗马、米兰、佛罗伦萨、威尼斯、波罗尼亚等地,方才相信这句话有道理。在意大利十来天,不管在马路上、商场里,还是在展厅内、饭店里,或是在机场、车站,眼前许多丽人晃动着,忍不住要多看几眼。她们身材高挑、苗条,头小小的,高鼻梁、深陷的碧眼,皮肤白而细腻,化妆淡雅,衣着时尚,但又继承了古典的、很有韵味的美,身上透出一股圣洁典雅的气质,决没有暴发户那种俗气和卖弄风骚的邪气,使你在看她们时,产生既赏心悦目、又无比仰慕的审美感受。
这些美人,面熟得很。哦,我想起来了。原来这些形象,在世界名画册里经常能看到:维纳斯、雅典娜、圣母、圣·安娜、丽达、三美神,等等……都可以在今天的意大利的美人中找到她们的身影。可以想见,五六百年前的意大利艺术家们的绘画、雕塑作品中,女神形象的模特儿,都是当时当地的美人。据艺术史记载,波提切利的名画《维纳斯的诞生》中的那位美神维纳斯,像一粒珍珠一样从贝壳中站起,冉冉地升到了海面。其中的维纳斯,就是根据佛罗伦萨城内一个名叫卡塔西亚的模特儿的形象描绘的。据斯脱拉兹医生在《女性美》一书的考证:“如果我们回忆一下,西莫内塔· 卡塔西亚是生于1453年,到1468年同马可·维斯普西结婚,1476年死于肺病,则我们就推算出她正好23岁时,给波提切利的维纳斯当了模特儿……” 由此可见,画家作这幅画时,卡塔西亚已患了肺病。我站在原作面前,发现画中的维纳斯确有一种非凡的妩媚和忧伤之美。她从海水中诞生,所面临的人世,是美妙的,也是多变的;是明朗的,又是晴转阴云的;是欢乐的,有时又夹杂痛苦的。后来威尼斯画派的许多名家巨匠,如乔尔乔内的《有小树的圣母》、提香的《乌比诺的维纳斯》和《沉睡的维纳斯》、丁托列托的《苏珊娜与二长老》等名作,都是以当时威尼斯的著名模特儿形象描绘的。这些美人,今天仍在意大利各地的街头巷尾活动着。
捷克美女——恬静的诱惑
捷克首都布拉格位于国境西部,坐落在拉贝河支流伏尔塔瓦河两岸,人口121万,是一座美丽而古老的山城。在这座城市里,女人的浪漫和温柔似乎根深蒂固,这使得这里的女人有了一种特别的韵味。
有人说,捷克女人的浪漫风韵是由历史深处吹来,抑或是波西米亚人的浪漫性格使然。也有人说,不是女人不温柔,只因未到捷克、特别是捷克首都布拉格。
可见捷克、特别是布拉格的女人是何等的动人、可心!如果还不了然的话,那你就看看有着外表恬静、面孔精致,打动了无数品牌设计师心的捷克美女模特。虽然她们有一些造型很狂野,但是在她们的眼睛里,你还是能感觉到她们的心像布拉格暮色降临的瓦塔河一样,安静而甜美。
德国美女——多样的诱惑
汉堡的女人,实在是各式各样的,如果你非要去找性感的风骚女郎,不妨也看看汉堡著名的桑保利红灯区里妖野的女人们,只是她们大多又不是汉堡人,甚至不是德国人,只能代表汉堡一个特殊的地区。
那么,汉堡的女人究竟是什么样子呢?
这似乎还真是一个难题。虽然时装的流行,文化的风潮把整个世界席卷了一遍,每个角落都不曾放过,使得巴黎女人身处时尚的前沿,永远领导着时代的潮流; 虽然意大利的艺术和古建筑让那里的女人时时典雅风韵十足;虽然非洲女人以其灿烂而独特的色彩给了世界不断的惊奇,亚洲女人用平和温婉保持着矜持。但是,这些整体的齐刷刷的风格,唯独在汉堡女人身上找不到。她们该是无法总结出一个结论的女人群体,从个体上说,却又独具风格。
即便已在汉堡居住了很多年,就生活在它的社交圈里,我却依然不晓得究竟什么是汉堡女人的外在特点。或许因为汉堡的大,因为它处在欧洲中央,因为它是国际著名的港口城市,所以,这里的女人在来来往往的文化影响下,兼容并蓄,各领风骚。但是,就在这种纷杂之中,我逐渐领悟到了本质的东西,那就是汉堡女人的成熟自立。
丹麦美女——多情的诱惑
不知是“美人鱼”完美的艺术形象和安徒生童话魅力的感染,还是受地理和自然环境的影响,丹麦的女人们不仅高大,皮肤白皙,而且个个美丽异常,作为海的女儿,她们无疑是世界上最令人神往的美女之一。
如果提出美女城市这样的问题,大多数的人会在各大洲中举棋不定,但如果有人去过丹麦的哥本哈根,情况则大不相同了,他们会毫不犹豫地选择哥本哈根这座美女城市。原因很简单,丹麦已赢得了拥有高个美女首都的美誉。丹麦美女高大修长的身材似乎与她们小心翼翼的举止有些不相称。她们温柔多情,一双如梦如幻的大眼睛更是令人心动。在任何场合,丹麦美女总是彬彬有礼,轻言细语。在与有身份的男子面前,她们会一边施屈膝礼,一边将手伸给对方,以便对方施吻手礼。
土耳其美女——神秘的诱惑
路上行人很多:笔挺西装,潇洒风衣,休闲夹克,雍容长裙,职业套装,裹身长袍。有快步行走的,有小跑赶有轨电车的,也有不紧不慢悠闲散步的。年轻的男女大多很英俊迷人。他们的长相保留了欧、亚人种的精华。男子身材高大魁梧,毛发鬈曲,豪放气质在看你一眼的时候就把你震慑住。女子身材凹凸有致,金发碧眼,迷人的微笑能让你为之陶醉并心跳加速。他们时尚,摩登的着装更让这城市增添了不少亮点。如果只能用一个词来形容,那只有是——陶醉。
很难跳的肚皮舞
土耳其肚皮舞(BELLYDANCE)中,舞者利用肚皮摆动臀部、腹部、胸部。而他们的装束一般都是长长流苏的三点式,这样在抖动增添跳跃感的同时更加迷人性感。肚皮抖动方式很多,要求浑身上下的协调配合,关节的抖动相当重要,但最主要的还是靠腰肢和肚皮的功夫,这样才能把肚皮上的每寸肌肤抖动得淋漓尽致。看上去容易其实真的很难哦。
瑞典美女——魔力的诱惑
自瑞典影星嘉宝和褒曼风靡全球后,“Swedish Blond”(瑞典金发)就成了西方男人心目中的美女标志。“世界小姐”1951年诞生时,瑞典人基基·哈孔森摘走了第一个皇冠,此后50年,瑞典美女五戴桂冠,与印度并列为全球“世界小姐”最多的国家。
其实,证明瑞典女人之倾国倾城大可不必追溯到50年前,把日历往前翻几个月足矣。今年的情人节,英国媒体组织受众评选“谁是足球明星的最美妻子(女友)”,意甲安科纳门将海德曼的瑞典妻子马德林娜·格拉芙战败辣妹等一群美人,以16%的选票艳压群芳;3月,国际足联的FIFA百年庆典小姐在全球如云美女中选定了瑞典模特希尔维丝苔。西班牙《阿斯报》色色地说:“如此人间尤物征服世人之眼球,套牢世人之心,简直是易如反掌。”
西班牙美女——不羁的诱惑
说起西班牙,除去动感火爆的西甲联赛,我们不得不承认那也是个盛产美女的好地方,再提到西班牙美女,你是不是也会立刻想起阿汤哥的前任女友佩尼洛普· 克鲁兹呢?带着西班牙女郎特有的狂放不羁的野性美,光滑亮泽的长发,勾魂摄魄的眼神,性感丰满的红唇,浓郁的异域色彩。她从一踏入影坛就光芒四射,只是因为她令人叹为观止的美丽……
西班牙女人是公认欧洲最美丽的女人之一,在大街上,看来来往往的西班牙女人实在是件清凉又愉快的事。炙热的阳光让西班牙女人各个都穿得很清凉,坦胸、露背、超短迷你裙、或者干脆只套上一件小可爱,配上一身长年在烈日下晒出的古铜肌肤,种种,让坐在太阳门广场的我看得满心欢喜;不过这欢喜的原因可不带有情色想像的,喜欢的是西班牙女人那种自然不做作的样子,无论身材好坏都自信满满的模样,感觉实在很舒服。
男人一定要去的全球十大美女胜地(组图)
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西班牙塞维利亚:有着佛拉明戈舞的奔放与斗牛般的激情!西班牙是一个令人去了还想再去的国家,它没有英伦的那份典雅矜持,没有法国巴黎那般浪漫华贵,没有奥地利维也纳的那种悠然恬淡,西班牙人有山一般的强悍,火一样的热情。歌剧《卡门》中那个放荡不羁的塞维利亚女郎和英俊倜傥的沙场勇士,深深留在人们的印象中,而火辣辣的斗牛士舞曲,一再让人激动不已
美国拉斯维加斯Stardust:从红麿坊翻版而来的大腿舞表演!如果你是在天黑之后抵达拉斯维加斯,在通过一片荒凉的大地之后,大地的边缘突然出现一个金碧辉煌的不夜城,你一定被这个特别的城市所震撼。是的,这就是拉斯维加斯,一个不可思议的人工化城市。在这里,任何人的目光都会被那闪耀的霓虹灯及极有特色的巨大观光旅馆所吸引,甚至于在完全脱离日常生活的幻境中迷失自我。这里是全世界的娱乐中心,所有城市的设计都是为了尽情的享乐。在这里有以艳舞发家的赌场Stardust的招牌戏《LIDO》把从巴黎红麿坊翻版而来的大腿舞表演,更加发扬光大。
美国夏威夷:有做不完的热带梦!夏威夷,没有所谓季节之分,阳光明媚,微风和煦。在这里,男人们穿上印有五彩斑斓夏威夷花朵的阿哈衬衫,女士们则往往在耳朵后插上一朵香气袭人的赤素馨或披戴花环。听着萦绕耳际的夏威夷轻快旋律,感受着草裙舞及冲浪者发出的神秘魅力,再吃着玛卡达米亚坚果和中国密饯橄榄,在相机快门的咔嚓声中,做着永远也做不完的热带梦,这就是夏威夷,有着东方的妩媚与西方的性感。
法属塔西提:人类理想中的伊甸园!说到塔西提,值得一提的便是那里的姑娘们不“流行”穿衣服,她们觉得那些布料束缚了她们的自由,平时只用一些鲜花、树叶和贝壳来点缀自己的胴体。那些来到“伊甸园”的游客们也早已看惯了这群天真健康的姑娘们的穿“衣”习惯,觉得她们的打扮与自然、欢跃而富于激情的塔西提音乐正好相得益彰。用鲜花和贝壳做上装的姑娘们,就像当初刚刚吃了禁果、开始懂得害羞的夏娃一样,全身洋溢着最原始的天性。
越南湄公河:东方女子的温婉叫人难忘!湄公河是越南的“饭碗”,超过50%的白米总产量来自土地肥沃的湄公河。去湄公河一游,可以亲身体验一把乡野生活,戴着越南草帽,与刻苦耐劳的农民一起在稻田里插秧,边耕种、边快乐地唱着农歌。如果你有幸遇上一位婉若《青木瓜滋味》中名叫梅的女子的话,那种东方女子的温婉真会叫人一生难忘。
希腊米克诺斯岛:人们干脆直接把它叫做“爱欲岛”!米克诺斯岛(MYKONOS)以“天体海滩”及“夜生活”为主轴。那里的“天体海滩”有着一条“ 穿衣有罪”的规定,不论是同性恋、异性恋都不能错过彻底解放自己的好机会。身体好不好没有关系,把握体验天体营的快感,才是一大重点。如果在那里有位热情开朗的帅小伙或是性感迷人的女郎邀你同玩,千万不要轻易拒绝他们的一番好意,否则你第一场还来不及开始的艳遇就会因此而画上句点。
泰国芭堤雅:男人们口中津津乐道的香艳之地!在泰国,“芭堤雅”就是“色情”的代名词。每当夜幕降临,芭堤雅灯火辉煌,拉开了夜生活的帷幕。大街两旁,到处是露天酒吧,大鼻子、蓝眼睛的外国人,怀里手揽着小巧的泰国女人,坐在吧台上,尽情地喝着酒;街头,袒胸露背、花枝招展的妓女向过往的行人搔首弄姿,极尽风骚。最有特色的便是有着“皇帝浴”之称的泰国浴,客人可以像皇帝一样享受着皇后妃子般的服务。
意大利西西里岛:难怪意大利男人最会把谎言说成蜜语!西西里岛真是一个独特的地方。美丽的西西里风光,金色的海滩,明媚迷人的阳光,岛上保持着古老历史的居民们过着质朴的海滨生活,男人们出海打渔,女人们在鱼类加工厂干活,忙碌了一周之后,才可以放松一下找点乐子。这样的生活,温暖惬意、淳朴简单;这样的生活,也是最甜蜜的生活状态。一方土地奍一方人,也难怪意大利男人是最会把谎言说成蜜语的男人
巴西里约热内卢沙滩:当巴西姑娘小伙们扭起桑巴舞,沙滩也会着火!毫无疑问,这是世界上最有名的海滩,它在里约热内卢居住区的前面横跨4.5公里。灰色的公路、白色的沙滩、蓝色的海水是城市边缘的三原色。这是一个最“养眼”的海滩,随便走一走,你就会发现沙滩活动中许多漂亮的身材和美丽的面孔。马路上逛街的当地人也都是比基尼打扮,离海滩这么近,说不准一高兴就直奔海边游泳去了。这里有号称世界第一的美丽海岸线,你会切身体会到什么叫做“美腿如林 ”,到时恐怕你连插太阳伞的地方都找不到了。
印尼巴厘岛:许多人都知道巴厘岛是人间天堂!印度尼西亚的巴厘岛是一个大家耳熟能详之处,更是一个潜水和冲浪的好地方,据说巴厘岛有超过50家以上的潜水店可以安排各种潜水旅游活动。这里的沙滩上常可看见西方游客坐着享受日光浴,或是来趟刺激的冲浪,海边还有一些妇女帮人按摩或是编织发辫。巴厘岛又是个物美价廉的地方,因此美女们都到巴厘岛来了,如果想要在这里邂逅或是猎艳,命中率一定比别的地方来得都高。
世界十大著名天体海滩:赤裸有理 穿衣有罪(组图)
“裸” 还是“不裸”这是一个问题欧洲以希腊为代表,对人体向来充满崇敬,蓝色的爱琴海边星星点点地散落着无数的天体浴场。其它欧洲国家公开裸露的限制也很宽松,荷兰、法国、西班牙这样的国家不用说了,就连人们印象里一贯严谨保守的英国也有官方认可的天体海滩。北美比起他们的欧洲“老乡”扭捏多了。一名美国男子的泳裤所包含的纤维量是一件欧洲泳裤的三倍。在美国的大多数州,公开裸体是非法的,无上装海滩和裸体海滩也相对较少,而且至今颇有争议。前一阵子听说美国马萨诸塞州普林西镇的一些居民认为当地一处官方天体海滩有伤风化,于是一纸诉状把政府告上了法庭,两家官司打起来没完没了。
事实上,真正严格的天体海滩不但规定穿衣服的人禁止入内,而且个别海滩还要象征性的收费。美国有个天体海滩叫做“小灰鲸”,凡要入内,先交门票两美元,那意思是说,如果您不是天体爱好者只是闲着没事看热闹,那趁早走人。
最著名的天体海滩:天堂海滩(ParadiseBeach)
天堂海滩
希腊一直是一个充满着爱情的国度,在维纳斯女神的脚下,蓝色的爱琴海岸上分布着不少的天体海滩。位于米克诺斯岛(Mykonos)的天堂海滩又是世界喜欢天体浴游客的必到之处。不论是同性恋、异性恋都不能错过彻底解放自己的好机会。身材好不好没有关系,把握体验天体营的快感,才是一大重点。
景观品质:★★★★★
希腊号称拥有世界最美的海岛,而ParadiseBeach所在的Mykons岛又以它独特的梦幻气质在其中首屈一指。
拥挤度:★★★
ParadiseBeach和另一处天体海滩SuperParadiseBeach相隔不远,所以两者互相分担了游客量,只是SuperParadiseBeach同时也是同性恋者的聚集地。
裸露指数:★★★★
以前这里是纯粹的“天体营”,但是近几年去的观光客多了,感觉也就有些参差不齐了。
最沸腾的海滩:加拿大沉船滩(WreckBeach)
加拿大沉船滩
加拿大最有名的天体海滩是温哥华的“WreckBeach”(沉船滩),位于UBC(卑诗省大学)校区西南不远处。面对着太平洋和乔治亚海峡的一部分,WreckBeach有树林做屏障,相当隐秘,初去的人不太容易找到。即使找到入口,还得通过一条漫长的石阶,有种与世隔绝的感觉。
WreckBeach与北美其他类似海滩不同,这里热闹、沸腾而且人山人海。棕的、黑的、白的皮肤一块儿一块儿扎着堆儿。老年人苍白松懈的皮肤、中年人发福臃肿的啤酒肚、骨架嶙峋的“瘦身男女”们一律“坦诚相待”。
景观品质:★★★
真正让这里出名的不是“海滩”,而是“天体”,我的一位华人朋友曾特意带他10岁的儿子来这里进行青春期的启蒙性教育。
拥挤度:★★★★
假如你去过其他几处天体海滩,你会在这里马上“傻”了,这里热闹得像个澡堂子,也拥挤得像个澡堂子。
裸露指数:★★★★★
在这里,连打扫卫生和卖东西的人都是千真万确的一丝不挂。
最“上镜”海滩:澳洲小姐湾海滩(LadyBayBeach)
澳洲小姐湾海滩
LadyBayBeach(小姐湾海滩)是70年代由总理宣布合法的天体海滩之一,它躲藏在热闹的旅游景点WatsonsBay(屈臣湾)的隐秘处,背靠岩石,崖上开满黄色的野花,白色的沙滩细小修长。
若想去探访并不困难,从悉尼歌剧院前环形码头有巴士直达屈臣湾,下车经过屈臣湾酒店,沿海边一条羊肠小道由北往南走不远,看见路边有个木指示牌,沿指示下石阶,只需踏倒十来朵小野花的路程,便可到达,那里一年四季都能见到天体泳客。
在这里最热闹莫过于1月1号举办的裸体奥运会和每年11月的嘉年华会。昆士兰东南部“AlexandriaBay”的裸体奥运会,比赛项目包括青蛙跳、掷铁饼、拔河等,最后还要评出最美丽臀部的男女运动员。参与裸体奥运会的人要有足够把自己暴露给公众的勇气,因为在裸体奥运会期间,经常会有电视台采访,赤身裸体地面对镜头侃侃而谈,不必介意广大电视观众在电视机前对你品头论足,这种“修炼”也真是到家了。
景观品质:★★★★★
长满野花的悬崖下面是礁石和细长的沙滩,站在碧蓝的海水中,翘望远处的悉尼塔风光,这样的画面可谓是悉尼绝景。
拥挤度:★★
澳洲人口少,平时自然泳客不多,但沙滩较小,有活动时,几百号人就能把这里挤满。
裸露指数:★★★★
来的都是正宗天体客,保守的澳洲并不将这里列为旅游景点,所以没什么游客光顾。
最青春的海滩:巴西里约热内卢
巴西里约热内卢
毫无疑问,这是世界上最有名的海滩,它在里约热内卢居住区的前面横跨4.5公里。灰色的公路、白色的沙滩、蓝色的海水是城市边缘的三原色。当地的夏季是从 12月到次年的2月,气温在25度到35度之间。这是一个最“养眼”的海滩,随便走一走,你就会发现沙滩活动中许多漂亮的身材和美丽的面孔。马路上逛街的当地人也都是比基尼打扮,离海滩这么近,说不准一高兴就直奔海边游泳去了。
景观品质:★★★★★
这里有号称世界第一的美丽海岸线。
拥挤度:★★★★
旅游旺季,你会切身体会到什么叫做“美腿如林”,到时恐怕你连插太阳伞的地方都找不到了。
裸露指数:★★
毕竟离市区太近,暴露太多不太合适吧。
最浪漫的海滩:美国夏威夷
美国夏威夷
夏威夷海滩几乎是“浪漫”和“蜜月”的代名词。在这里,你可以充分感受到带有世界特点的海岛魅力,各种肤色、各种语言的人聚集一堂,也许你一扭头还会看到金喜善或者尼古拉斯·凯奇。游览夏威夷的最好时间是从12月中旬到第二年的3月底,但是其他月份的价格要更便宜些。夏威夷夏天的气温保持在30度左右。
景观品质:★★★★★
无数电影的首选外景地,美丽不打折。
拥挤度:★★★
如果到处都是“电灯泡”,还有谁会来这里度蜜月呢?。
裸露指数:★★★★
我就亲见几个身材极好的无上装少女躺在沙滩上晒太阳。
最舒适的海滩:牙买加尼格瑞尔
尼格瑞尔有世界上一级棒的天气,而且常年不变。每年10月是这一地区的飓风季节,但这里不会受任何影响。尼格瑞尔海滩有17英里细腻的白沙滩和世外桃源般的宁静气氛。这里不适合购物、不适合狂欢,但是假如你想远离喧嚣,在一处地老天荒的地方品味孤独和岁月带给你的人生沉淀,这里是最好的地方。
景观品质:★★★★★
傍晚可以欣赏到被称作是世界上最壮观的加勒比海落日。
拥挤度:★★
夏天的游人更少,旅馆入住率比冬天还低30%。
裸露指数:★★★
碧蓝的海水,细致的白沙,虽然不是明确的天体海滩,但对天体泳客来说,这里太具有诱惑力了。
最友好的海滩:东方海滩(OrientBay)
在法国及荷兰共有的加勒比海St.Martin/St.Marteen岛,有个有名且颇受欢迎的东方海滩,也是clothing-optional的天体海滩,海滩上有当地居民提供民宿、餐厅有道地龙虾餐,还有现场乐团演奏着。
当你畅饮完啤酒之后,可以潜水与海合一,还可以租水上摩托车及滑水板,体验冲浪快感;若你偏好柔性一点的活动,可以参加当地的宠物猫选美大赛。
景观品质:★★★★★
碧海蓝天,帅哥美女,天人合一,还有什么比这更美好的吗?
拥挤度:★★★★
众多游客加上当地的居民,当然不会太宽松。
裸露指数:★★
因为没有硬性规定,所以很多害羞的游客还是喜欢穿上一点。
最宽敞的海滩:美国加州San Gregorio Beach
在美国加州SanMateo,有一座全美最老的天体营海滩(打从1967年),叫做SanGregorioBeach,拥有近2公里长的白沙滩,沙滩上有许多洞穴、小悬崖及运动场所,要收费,也是可穿可不穿。不过,它的停车场入口标示有点小,在前往的路上要留意一下。
景观品质:★★★★
延绵不绝的白色沙滩,一眼望不到边,由于阳光充足,会让你觉得有点恍惚,但是如果你够有活力,来一场裸体沙滩排球吧!
拥挤度:★★★
穿不穿都要交钱,所以需要一点专业精神。
裸露指数:★★★
没有“闲人”,所以干吗不大胆一把,放纵一次。
最绅士的海滩:布莱顿天体海滩(BrightonNudistBeach)
布莱顿天体海滩位于英国伦敦南方,可乘坐VolksRailway到达。
这个海滩是属于官方所认可的天体海滩,属于clothingoptional海滩。一般进去的游客是会脱个精光。平日有许多观光客到访,星期假日则以女性及全家福的比例较高,星期天在周围会有些市集,可在享受完日光浴之后去逛逛。
景观品质:★★★
连最害羞的英国政府都认可这个地方存在的价值,又能看到美女,不去?——冤啊!
拥挤度:★★★★★
交通非常方便,所以常常人满为患。
裸露指数:★★★★
连英国淑女都解放了,我们还等什么!
最隐秘的海滩:伞地贝(SANDYBAY)
南非的开普敦的海滩各有特点,吸引不同爱好的人士前往。炼丹炉LLANDUDNO的伞地贝(SANDYBAY)因为交通不便,远离尘世,经过大片石滩才到沙滩,沙滩后是茂密的灌木丛,海外游客都慕名而来。
景观品质:★★★★★
各色皮肤的人们混在一起,逍遥在与世隔绝的海滩,仿佛是另一个世界,一个真正“世外桃源”。
拥挤度:★★
不便的交通,只有真正的天体粉丝,才会克服千难万险来到这里。
裸露指数:★★★★★
远离尘世,“脱”才是正常的。